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Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!
Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil till I get there!
Q. What did the water say to the boat?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk!
Q: How do you make a band stand?
A: Hide all their chairs!
Q. What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says "chew chew chew".
Q. Why did the birdie go to the hospital?
A. To get a tweetment.
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!
Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil till I get there!
Q. What did the water say to the boat?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk!
Q: How do you make a band stand?
A: Hide all their chairs!
Q. What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says "chew chew chew".
Q. Why did the birdie go to the hospital?
A. To get a tweetment.
Q: How did the Vikings send secret messages?
A: By norse code!
Q: Where do ants go for their holidays?
A: Frants!
Q: What do you call an ant who skips school?
A: A truant!
Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?
A. Spoiled milk.
Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out!
Certainly, which way did you come in?
Q: Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
A: He wanted a higher education!
Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
These 2 atoms were walking around when one atom says to the other one, "hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other atom says "are you sure?"
He replies "yes, I'm positive"
A: By norse code!
Q: Where do ants go for their holidays?
A: Frants!
Q: What do you call an ant who skips school?
A: A truant!
Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?
A. Spoiled milk.
Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out!
Certainly, which way did you come in?
Q: Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
A: He wanted a higher education!
Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
These 2 atoms were walking around when one atom says to the other one, "hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other atom says "are you sure?"
He replies "yes, I'm positive"
Book Review
Title
The Witch Trade
Author
Michael Malloy
Why I Like It with supporting evidence.
A race against time for Abby, Spike and the Light Witch Sir Chadwick Street to save the world from falling into Night Witch hands.
An imaginative fantasy with lots of action.
Giving a taster of characters Wolfbane ,Hilda Bluebell and Captain Adam Starlight.
Overall I give this book 10 out of 10.
Recipes
Cool Lemonade
Ingredients:
1/2 lemon
1/2 cup sugar
2 1/2 cups water
ice cubes
1 mint leaf
1. Slice lemon thinly into a bowl (an adult should do this for you)
2. Add sugar. Mash with a fork until mixed well.
3. Add water. Stir well. Pour into a glass.
4. Remove lemon rind. Add ice cubes and mint tea.
Delicious!
Send your recipes in.
If you have any good ideas for this page, please send your suggestions to Mrs Battersby in the school office.
Title
The Witch Trade
Author
Michael Malloy
Why I Like It with supporting evidence.
A race against time for Abby, Spike and the Light Witch Sir Chadwick Street to save the world from falling into Night Witch hands.
An imaginative fantasy with lots of action.
Giving a taster of characters Wolfbane ,Hilda Bluebell and Captain Adam Starlight.
Overall I give this book 10 out of 10.
Recipes
Cool Lemonade
Ingredients:
1/2 lemon
1/2 cup sugar
2 1/2 cups water
ice cubes
1 mint leaf
1. Slice lemon thinly into a bowl (an adult should do this for you)
2. Add sugar. Mash with a fork until mixed well.
3. Add water. Stir well. Pour into a glass.
4. Remove lemon rind. Add ice cubes and mint tea.
Delicious!
Send your recipes in.
If you have any good ideas for this page, please send your suggestions to Mrs Battersby in the school office.
Interesting Facts!
1. The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion at the time in Florence to shave them off!
2. The wingspan of a Boeing 747 is longer than the Wright brothers' first flight.
3. Bagpipes were originally made from the whole skin of a dead sheep.
4. Titanic was running at 22 knots when she collided with the iceberg.
5. No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times.
6. The Eiffel Tower has 2,500,000 (two and a half million) rivets in it.
1. The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion at the time in Florence to shave them off!
2. The wingspan of a Boeing 747 is longer than the Wright brothers' first flight.
3. Bagpipes were originally made from the whole skin of a dead sheep.
4. Titanic was running at 22 knots when she collided with the iceberg.
5. No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times.
6. The Eiffel Tower has 2,500,000 (two and a half million) rivets in it.